lumpyspacelion:

what the actual fuck

wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable

(via plus-one-cunning)

pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage

(via r0ses-are-r3d)

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

true as fuck zodiac

aries: lovable but still a lil bitch
taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
gemini: crayola as fuck
cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
leo: cutest ever
virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit
libra: weird as hell omg
scorpio: probably satan
sagittarius: cute and very sweet
capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them
pisces: even more crayola than gemini
breakfastburritoe:

ordon-village:

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

This is transcendental. 

THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS
lion:

my favorite topping
milkhappy:

for me ???