dopernose:


Two bodies were found in the Yangtze River, China with their hands entwined together in red twine. The couples’ family did not agree with the marriage, so the lovers took their lives.

Y’all could have just gotten an apartment together on the other side of town goddamn it ain’t have to be like this.
badtvblog:

buzzfeed:

This is what the Gerber baby looks like today.

Still not eating solid foods.
givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

smokingjointswithmileycyrus:

before listening to beyoncé

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after listening to beyoncé

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hi:

thismustbethewayitends:

hi:

so my roommate wasn’t home tonight so I kinda took both our beds and 

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this is best

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night

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ever

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I hope your roommate finds these pictures.

someone is jealous they dont have a super mega ultra king size double bed in their room

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basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

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What I mean: You are one of the best friends I've ever had. The level on which we connect baffles me. I'm so so happy that I can share my interests, secrets, guilt, faults, joys, and insecurities with you in confidence and receive encouragement to improve and keep being better, and I'm comfortable with the ease with which I can reciprocate those feelings and that support to you as well. We make a great team and I'm really fortunate to have you in my life.
What I say: u lil shit

zackisontumblr:

that moment when you hear someone getting home and have to brace yourself for the disappearance of your good mood

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