suicoone:

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

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theoncomingapocalypse:

this is very calming

it’s about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you’re busy, not 2 in the morning when you’re lonely.

buttdeath:

make this the new meme

userbar:

all i want in life is to lose weight and gain money

yet instead, here i am, gaining weight and losing money

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I love you, but I’m mad at you is one of the most freeing, important things you can say in a stable relationship. Does that make sense? To know that you have the ability and the right to be mad at someone and know that it doesn’t mean things are over, that it doesn’t mean things are irreparable. That it just means I’m mad, but God, I love you. I love you. Now leave me alone.

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Love this

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brightlights-darklives:

My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”

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